Humorous Definitions

What follows are funny definitions of real words. If, for some reason that is unknown to me and very, very difficult to fathom, anyone doesn't understand or "get it", I'll be happy to explain in the comments. Oy.


Testicle (n.), A humorous question on an exam.

Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash

Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms

Now for a made up word and its definition.

Ignoranus (n.), A person who is both stupid AND an asshole.

Frisbeetarianism (n.), A religious order that believes that when you die your soul flies up on the roof and gets stuck there.


I created none of these. They are all stolen from someone else.