Sunday, March 28, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
The guy's a fraud and a phony. His campaign was all about openness, stifling special interests, bipartisanship, blah, blah, blah. Now he's ramming through massive legislation that has none of these things and will only serve to stunt economic growth which is what pays the bills.
I could go on. Why bother?
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
12 hens lay six eggs each. Two get broken, and then a hen lays one more egg. This is how many unbroken eggs there are.
Contestant number three, assertively: What is 5? " You idiot!"
Contestant number two, tentatively: What is 71? "Phew."
A lepidopterist spies 4 butterflies each with 3 black spots and 5 yellow spots. This is how many spots the lepidopterist saw.
Contestant number two, assertively: What is 60? "What the hell is the matter with these people!"
Contestant number one, very tentatively: What is ... um ... 32? "Jesus."
The jeopardy producers went out after work and consumed 72 beers, 20 in the first round and 26 in the second round. This is how many they consumed int the final round.
Contestant number two: What is 26? "Wow, what a relief."
You buy a widget for 64 cents and give the cashier a dollar. These are the four coins you get in change.
Contestant number two: What is a penny, a dime, a nickel and a quarter? "ARGHHH!"
Contestant number one: What is a penny and three dimes? "OMFG, YOU IDIOT!"
Contestant number three: What is a penny, a quarter and two nickels? "TOO LATE! I'M ALREADY INSANE!"
You travel 3 miles north and 4 miles east. This is the number of miles you must travel to return to your starting place.
Contestant number 3: What is five? "Phew. Jesus. Is there foam on my lips?"
These are fourth grade (third? second?) math problems and these supposedly smart people gave as many wrong answers as right ones. Good thing we had some wine.
His sycophants cheered.
At least I can say that I haven't misunderestimated him.
Tuesday, March 09, 2010
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