Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes…that way when you criticize them you are a mile away and you have their shoes!
When all is said and done, there is nothing left to say or do.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Never take a cross-country trip with a kid who just learned how to whistle.
There are more. I'll add 'em when I see 'em. Got any?
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Oh boy, he's back blogging. No, really, he's baaaack! Your blogging is better than the daily comics.
Just to clarify, what exactly is a "sig" line?
Don't play leapfrog with a unicorn!
Never pay full price for late pizza!
Wait, what're we doing?
SP-A favorite saying that posters on boardds and forums attach along with their sig-nature. I don't know if sig line is the right term.
Laura and Caleb-
ROFL
Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
Never drive in a foreign country where there is a strong belief in an after-life.
Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
Everything good in life is illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Omg, Caleb how apprope. The other night anna and i ordered a pizza for dinner. We called and they said it would be half an hour so we went tehre in half an hour and asked for our pizza. The people behind the counter started looking and then mumbling to each other and tehn saying "where is it" and wandering around. Eventually one of them came over and said "It's not ready yet" but anna and i were like Um, we heard you. We know what you mean is-you haven't made it. So we wait like half an hour, and every ten minutes someone comes over and asks us what we are waiting for and we tell them and they look and say, "where is it?" and tehn wander away. It took them about 20 minutes to even start making us a new one. I was spitting bullets and saying "If we have to pay full price for this pizza I'm going to yell." And then she charged us half And I was relieved. And in the end it was great, because we got pizza for five bucks.
So it was late, and I didn't pay full price.
Wait, did Dad just say ROFL?
I'd rather be rich than stupid.
I dunno if that counts but I always liked it.
Luke, WTFDYTIS?
Lucy, you could add "causes cancer" to your list.
Here's another:
Wherever you go, there you are.
Nudder:
I have this plan to live forever. So far, it's working.
Eat a live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Dad,
IDKWYMWYSWTFDYTISCYPE??? THX.
luke,
I don't think I need to explain.
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