I suspect this joke originally was about a Jewish mother. Mustn't slur any ethnics, ya know.
A son calls his mother and asks how she is.
Mom replies. Not too good. I haven't eaten in 38 days.
Replying with concern, the son asks "what's the matter mom, are you not feeling well, have you been to the doctor?"
Mom replies, it's not that, "I didn't want to have my mouth full of food when you called."
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That joke was in an episode of The West Wing that Laura and I watched last night!
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