Thursday, January 18, 2007

New Dairy Product

Click Here. Sounds yummy.

In addition to dioxins and preservatives and antibiotics and gorebal warming and irradiated food and hospitals and giant multinational corporations, dairy products are killing us, too. (Not to mention menthane from cows' digestive systems contributing to gorebal warming). The Physician's Committee for Spreading Really Hysterical Fantasies insists that it is dairy products that are causing the obesity epidemic. Does it matter that 100 years ago per capita consumption of dairy products was higher than it is now, and that as per capita consumption has declined, obesity has increased? No, it doesn't, because there MUST be something wrong with eating dairy products. I mean, they cause mucus. And mucus can't be good, right? And they hook the cows up to machines and suck the milk out of them. Right?

Hm. A permanent cure for obesity would be widespread organic farming. Also it would help reduce the surplus of wildlife habitat.

I'm accepting donations of oral painkillers if anyone has them. If not, I'm going to sever my arm at the shoulder.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ok 2 things the first is the "Izard " family is fresh out of pain meds you took them all the last time you hurt your back and the other is well i was in texas i visited a small creamery and the stuff in the glass looks like a product they tried to feed me called drinkable yogert and yeah it was organic