Thursday, March 05, 2009

My Final Project for Equine Orthopedics

A Sagittal P1 Fracture, In Limericks

A barrel racer whose phalanx was flimsy ,
took a quick turn on a whimsey.
Longitudinal stress persisted,
while his fetlock was twisted,
he grew quite lame and was put in a Kimzey.

He’d fractured his proximal phalanx, articular,
from the mid-sagittal groove in particular.
It was incomplete,
but not very discrete .
It was sagittal, not perpendicular.

Upon obtaining a dorsopalmar view ,
The vet said “There’s something askew.
It isn’t the best,
If it was smaller, you’d rest .
As it is, we’ll have to put in a screw.”

With a lag screw the bone was compressed.
The near cortex, the vet first addressed.
He drilled it to glide
and screw through the far side.
Perfect reduction was thusly possessed.

Thankful for the quick diagnosis,
the owner asked about further necrosis.
The owner was bracing
for bad news about racing,
but the vet gave a good prognosis .

4 comments:

Mom said...

Wow!! Are you your grandmother's grandson, or what?? Have you sent this to Grandma Frey yet? If not, do so instantly. I'll send you her e-mail address so you can. You are going to make her VERY VERY happy.

Dad said...

Heh-heh.

So this is vet school, eh?

Caleb said...

Nope, not at all. What I'm doing right now is vet school: poring over many, many pages of notes filled with indecipherable abbreviations and lots of numbers, mostly concerning stuff I don't care about.

The Orthopedics project is an outlier.

Luke Murphy said...

Wow.