Stupid Cat, or Panda Guards the Kittens

If you were a cat, living in a barn, where would you have your kittens? In a nice corner of the hay mow, nestled in some warm hay? Not Jamie. She had hers in the trash can. She's a particularly stupid cat. She gets very excited when I feed grain and comes running around the corner and crashes into the feed cart. Crashing into things is one of her favorite things. Panda is guarding the kittens, but he's really thinking what nice little morsels they'd be.