Thursday, December 08, 2005

Global Warming Caused By Declining Pirate Population!

The proof's right here. Dad will be so pleased!

8 comments:

Dad said...

I am not surprised!

And why do we have an infinite increase this year of heifers falling through the ice?

Yes, increasingly soft ice due to global warming.

Spongy Penguin said...

Didn't pirates just attack a cruise ship recently?

Mom said...

Yes, in fact, pirates attacked a cruise ship off Somalia not so long ago. It must have been all 17 of the pirates who are left.

You can read about it here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4409662.stm

Anonymous said...

yarr, but this cruise ship was a tidy bit faster than our inflatable dingy. Probably should've seen that comin', yarrrrr.

Anonymous said...

Hey! Are you a pirate? Where's your buccaneers?

Dad said...

Must be the pirate resurgence is responsible for the -5 degree temp here this am.

Also, no more heifers have gone through the ice.

Hmm. ELEVATED PIRATE ALERT!

Anonymous said...

My buccaneers are under my buccan hat! Yuk yuk yuk yuk yuk...

Anonymous said...

yarrrr, that's not funny, matey. And now we'll see you walk the plank! yarrrrr!