Dear Gaia,
No Frack.
No Drill.
No Nukes. Never.
No dirty coal.
No clean coal, either.
No foreign oil.
No offshore oil.
No onshore oil.
No Alaskan oil.
No carbon dioxide. No carbon. No chemicals. No artificial fertilizer.
No preservatives. No additives. No antibiotics. No hormones. No trans-fats.
No burning. No smoking. No toilet paper. No paper. No landfills.
No SUVs. No incandescent lightbulbs.
Gaia, cover the hills with windmills and coat the valleys with solarpanels.
No people.
Save the planet.
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No plastic!
My edit is for the last two lines:
No people. (Except me.)
Save the planet. (So I can have it all to myself.)
No more stairs.
stairs?
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