Think Mom's changed? She says, "The Dodgers signed Joe Torre! Nine minutes ago! Matttingly's going, too!!" She plays the Red sox videos over and over on her laptop, and receives Instant Alerts! on any baseball news. She moans, "What are we gonna do 'til spring training?"
See? She runs internet searches on things like, "ARod" and "Spring training start" and "Winter baseball". She keeps asking if I'm absolutely sure that the Dreams Park is closed for the season.
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Think Mom's changed? She says, "The Dodgers signed Joe Torre! Nine minutes ago! Matttingly's going, too!!" She plays the Red sox videos over and over on her laptop, and receives Instant Alerts! on any baseball news. She moans, "What are we gonna do 'til spring training?"
I'm a baseball widower.
Pshaw. Dad's exaggerating. I do not get Instant Alerts on the baseball news. Even if the rest of it is true.
For instance, I read this today in the Onion. Best part is toward the end, about Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.
Our hearts go out to you, Tom . . .
See? She runs internet searches on things like, "ARod" and "Spring training start" and "Winter baseball". She keeps asking if I'm absolutely sure that the Dreams Park is closed for the season.
I've created a monster.
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