1) They only allow men at Yankee's games. No women. No children. Also, all the men have to look like people you would have absolutely no interest in getting to know.
2) Ten percent of the seats must remain empty even during LCS games. And especially behind home plate. If any rabble come down and try to sit in the seats they are shot or electrocuted.
3) In LCS games, if the Yankees fall behind by five or more runs after the seventh inning, 90% of the fans have to leave.
4) If the Yankees do poorly in an LCS game, fans must boo.
2 comments:
Haha. It's all true. I know plenty of female Yankee's fans. Why don't they go to the games??
Duh Laura, Dad already said why. It's because they're not allowed in!
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