Friday, November 24, 2006

30 Seconds . . .

. . . is not as much fun as it used to be, now that anybody can post comments from the Web instead of phoning them into an answering machine. Most of the comments are now so illiterate, negative, and depressing that the feature's entertainment value is almost gone.

However, every now and then there's a glimmer of the column's former glory. For sheer illogical delight, I submit that this one is right up there with the best.

"Children are smarter than most, especially having been born at a young age. Besides how many children do you know with a full time job?"
Woman from Earlville

4 comments:

Dad said...

If you've got twelve children with full time jobs and one of them works harder or less hard than the others, how many weighings does it take to determine which child and whether she works harder or less hard than the others?

Bonus points: If the minimum wage was raised to $7.50, how many of the children would no longer have full-time jobs?

Mom said...

Remember that you must count only the children who were born at a young age.

Dad said...

Bill Cosby: "I started out as a child."

Anonymous said...

The answer is 1938, the year the FLSA was passed.