Thursday, March 27, 2014

Revisiting Safety Tips

 Safety Tips

1. Stay the hell out of bed. A lot of people die in bed.

2. When you go someplace in a car, get far from home as fast as you can. Over 25 miles, preferably. Most accidents occur within 25 miles of home.

3. Once you're that far from home, don't go back. Most medical emergencies occur in the home. Stay away from home.

These are reposted from September 2010.  No one paid any attention to them then, either.  I stole them from somewhere but I don't remember where.  

1 comment:

Laura said...

Every month we have corporate safety meetings and one person from the group has to present. I have to go in October. Think I should use these??? They are on par with about how seriously I take our safety meetings.