Friday, June 01, 2012

If a Cow Laughed...

...would milk come out her nose?

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

These are a couple of one liners by Stephen Wright.  Maybe they aren't so funny when not delivered in his deadpan style, but they make me laugh.  Here are many more.  You'll notice a couple of familiar ones: cannibals eating a clown, statistics made up on the spot.  And here's another one from somewhere:  47% of people don't believe statistics when they are presented to them. 

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