...would milk come out her nose?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
These are a couple of one liners by Stephen Wright. Maybe they aren't so funny when not delivered in his deadpan style, but they make me laugh. Here are many more. You'll notice a couple of familiar ones: cannibals eating a clown, statistics made up on the spot. And here's another one from somewhere: 47% of people don't believe statistics when they are presented to them.
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