Fry and Laurie at the Vet's Office

Safety Tips

1. Stay the hell out of bed. A lot of people die in bed.

2. When you go someplace in a car, get far from home as fast as you can. Over 25 miles, preferably. Most accidents occur within 25 miles of home.

3. Once you're that far from home, don't go back. Most medical emergencies occur in the home. Stay away from home.

From an actual shcool . . .

. . . in South Carolina, where apparently they don't teach shpelling. And all so, this reminds me of those tile signs at the entrances of the restrooms at S-E that used to say "Girl's" and "Boy's."

Really?

This picture isn't very clear, but see if you can spot the problem.

One-size-fits-all hats don't fit Uncle Don

As proven by his son Michael here.

Matt Ridley

In 1800, you'd have had to work 6 hours on the average wage in order to be able to afford to burn a candle for 1 hour.

How long do you have to work today on the average wage in order to have 1 hour of reading light?

Half a second.

That's better than magic, folks.

Has anybody seen my gal?

THank You Mask Man

A classic.

Or, if that's not to your liking, try:

Bambi Meets Godzilla

Harmonicat

Wait for the William Tell Overture.