Burger King published a full-page advertisement in USA Today announcing the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the 32 million left-handed Americans. According to the advertisement, the new whopper included the same ingredients as the original Whopper – lettuce, tomato, and hamburger patty – but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers.
Who's got the best darned burger in the whole wide world?
Burger King and I!
Arencha hungry for Burger King Now?
3 comments:
This is a great victory for all the poor benighted lefty burger lovers out there!
I hope you guys are also ready for the big switch to metric time!
I sound like a spam comment!
Metric time? I'm not used to metric direction yet. Somebody says, "Take a right" and you have to ask whether it's metric right or english right. Though I hear they are gonna take care of this with the new GPS systems. You'll be able to select metric or english.
Ah, I see now that there really was a metric time AFJ in Australia many years back. 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour and 20 hours in a day. Some of these AFJs are hilarious.
Neo's was brilliant.
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